poweraid is made for drinking, not projectile nose fluid

Johnny: "Today, at lunch, I laughed so hard that my poweraid came out of my nose and I cried."
with no concern for the fact that he had cried, I asked the pressing question:
Me: "What color was it?"
Johnny: "Red."
Me: "Oh. Did it sting?"
Johnny: "No."
Me: "That's good."

Then I thought to myself, if poweraid came out of my nose, what color would I want it to be... Probably the white one so people wouldn't notice the poweraid "mustache" stain coming from my nose, instead of the upper lip where it's supposed to be. Maybe white wouldn't sting either.