it's all makebelieve

a window into a night of babysitting:
ashley: "okay, so now we're going to have a race, but you can't be in it beucase you're not a Husky."
alex: "but i want to race! i can race even if i'm not a Husky."
ashley: "no you can't, only Husky's can race, and you're a Labrador."
alex: "then i want to be a Husky."
ashley: "fine, you can be half Husky, half another dog."
alex: "noooo."
ashley: "okay, my maximum is three-quarters Husky, one-quarter another dog."
alex: "but i want to be all Husky!"

i'd like to thank the creators at Walt Disney for producing another timeless, theme-based classic like Eight Below and inspiring arguments such as this.