wisdom no longer

after extracting 2 of the 4 wisdom teeth from my mouth on wednesday, and having to deal with the ongoing recovery process, while battling a cold/sinus infection/congestion, i've come to appreciate new things in life:
1) 800 mg of Ibuprophen
2) soft foods, mostly applesauce
3) netflix
4) viccodin induced sleep
5) daytime t.v.
6) sudafed
7) buttersotch malts
8) saltwater rinses
i never wanna have to go through this again.