an explanation for my absence

since i've been in somesort of cabin-ish type house, in one state or another for the past 2 weeks sans internet, i'm back in the bubble and ready to type away. this past week was interesting to say the least. here's a little layout of my life up where there's a lake and woods:
12pm: wake up
-peer out the window to see what the racket is, only to notice that the deep fried fat family reunion going on in the cabin next to ours is playing hideous country music and frying their feelings away accompanied by alcohol.
12:15pm: eat "brunch"
-by this point in the day, it gets confusing whether to start with breakfast or lunch.
12:45pm: play cards, various aquatic activities.
loose track of time
9:30pm: dinner buffet style, more cards and stories.
midnight: a bonfire with s'mores.
not exactly "roughing it"